Well, another day is ending here at Ultra Walrus HQ, and Victor, my partner in crime and one of my best friends is performing some sort of sexual assault on my girlfriend just a few feet behind me. I just heard her yell “fuck fuck fuck!” and a minute ago he asked her what she wanted in her taco.
This is what I deal with. Clearly I’m the only professional here.
This is the first post in my (our) blog on filmmaking through Ultra Walrus Productions. Ultra Walrus is basically me, Nick Valcich, and the aforementioned Victor Valdez. Separately we’ve both written a few scripts, and I’ve even shot a few short videos before, but now we’re pooling our talents to write and develop our new ideas. We’ve finally got a decent camera and some other equipment and we’re ready to see what we can do.
Eventually we’ll tackle a feature film, but before that we’re taking on different projects as a sort of practice. Anyone familiar with my old stuff will immediately recognize our first short film. From the vaults, we’ve dug up and revised the old Gorilla Man: The Movie script and we’re ready to begin shooting in November. Originally written in 2009, the script definitely needed some work, but it’s been updated and we’re happy with it. We’ve got a cast and crew lined up, and we’ll be doing our absolute best to not fuck anything up.
We’ll be using this blog so that our friends and (for lack of a better term) fans can follow along with all of our pre- and post-production and all the fun stuff in between.
Also, I just kissed Victor. On the lips. So let’s do this.
-Nick